Little Known Fact #114

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/02/2014 at 21:45 • Filed to: little known facts

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If you remove the radio in 1993 Lexus ES300, you will find a tiny chunk of Kryptonite hiding in the hole in the back right corner of the radio slot.

Merkin Muffley > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/02/2014 at 21:47

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I thought that was only an option on the Lexus Luthor.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Merkin Muffley 04/02/2014 at 21:50

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That bastard steals some cakes, and they name a car after him? Some guy get all the breaks...

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/02/2014 at 21:50

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< lame Three Doors Down joke here >

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/02/2014 at 21:53

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No, that's in the cassette deck.

Merkin Muffley > vdub_nut: scooter snob 04/02/2014 at 21:53

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that was a frameup by Professor X. The real Lex Luthor would have had a minion pulling the cart. Lex is above such menial tasks. You think Bill Gates pulls the cart when he steals cakes? Hell no! That's what Steve Ballmer is for.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > vdub_nut: scooter snob 04/02/2014 at 21:54

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That's as many ten fours.

And that's a fucking war crime.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Merkin Muffley 04/02/2014 at 21:56

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Steve ballmer would just whip the cakes out a window.

And then sell you windows 1.0.

DON'T ANSWERRRR

Merkin Muffley > vdub_nut: scooter snob 04/02/2014 at 21:58

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I would reply, but...

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Merkin Muffley 04/02/2014 at 21:59

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BUT YOU DID

And when The Ballmer says DON'T ANSWER, that's exactly what you don't do.